I am sorry but a new law has been introduced by the EU that the Sun is no longer part of the Brexit deal; the UK are now no longer allowed access to the Sun due to the trademark of the EU Flag and the Sun’s resemblance to said flag.
For every day the Sun comes out, the UK will be shielded from its magnificence by red tape and the unpaid Divorce Bill meaning sole rights to said yellow/coloured ball will fall under EU rule.
EU have stated that this will boost their coffers as people of the UK will pay tariffs, customs and any other charge they see fit to allow UK persons to cross its borders to see said Sun.
The EU have also stated that Ireland (the freedom of movement one) will also lose its rights to the Sun due to its proximity to said banished Kingdom but will be compensated with Potatoes and treated as a Tax Haven for Big US Corporations.
This news was brought to us by Spoon’s need to fire hot stream of [Insert Here} into Buggsy’s face.